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Wed, April 22, 2015

Best Craiglist Ad Ever



The best Craigslist find comes to us via the RV listings in Humboldt County, California. Dragging this off the property may take some doing. And buyer beware—it has a salvage title.
Without further ado, the brilliant ad, in its entirety courtesy of Car and Driver.


Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else’s gain!

1600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It’s got a Class 2 hyperdrive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15-disc CD changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new, this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but due to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

I'm in line. 
Bryon


The Craigslist Ad of the Day Is for a Used Imperial Star Destroyer
 by Alex Nunez | Photography by YouTube/Star Wars

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Bryon Taylor's Bio
Well, if you’ve made it this far you are either bored silly at work, or a relative making sure you aren’t mentioned in this brief, tell all bio.

I was born in the land of Bratwurst (not Germany) and Torke Coffee (not Brazil or Africa) and at a young age fell fast in love with all things radio.  My first memory of being a DJ  was setting up a tape recorder in front of our stylish console stereo and playing 45’s (those are the smaller size records, you do know what I’m referring to right) and talking in between while switching them.  I’m glad technology has improved in some areas over the year.

In High School I got licensed to be on the air before I could drive and it’s been a fun journey from that time, through college (UW Oshkosh) right up to now at KZ1043.

My life always seems to somehow revolve around radio.  My favorite case in point: I met my wife through a friend who was in radio as well.  She works in the industry too and should probably be on the air instead of me, but my face is better suited for radio.

In my spare time I love taking pictures of everything from our cat Lady Penelope (who’s been in both the Bad Cats and Page-A-Day calendars) and our African Grey Parrot, Samurai (who appeared in a cat calendar as well, yes you read correctly).  I also love long walks on the beach, fresh flowers…sorry, had to do that.  The thing I love about being part of KZ1043 is the music I get to listen to and PLAY.  I really love all kinds of music, however my overall taste is grounded in the 80’s and early 90’s, Depech Mode, Duran Duran, Asia, B-52’s…I could go on, but chances are that another one of my favorite bands is on right now.  So with that, I’ll join you in stopping this and turning on the radio.  Sorry if this is too much information, I tried to warn you.  It could be worse; I could be blogging about things you really don’t care about such as my favorite movies like Star Wars (Nerd Note: the original 1977) or Die Hard and TV shows which include Archer and Big Bang Theory, but I’d rather spend my time with you on the radio.
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